Ok, so yesterday I'm watching on Comedy Central the 3rd Blue Collar Comedy Tour, called "One For the Road" and in this it features the comedians Jeff Foxworthy, Bill Engvall, Ron White and Larry the Cable Guy, and at the end of the show they were sharing some of their favortie jokes. They were all very funny, but this one that Jeff Foxworthy told always sticks with me, so I'd like to share it with you. Bare with me, it's a bit long. And it's in such bad taste, but you will laugh.
This man's mother-in-law comes to live with him and his wife. A week later, the man comes home and finds her face down on the floor. He calls 911 and goes with her to the hospital. He's in the waiting room and the doctor comes out. He asks the doctor how she is, and the doctor says "I have good news and bad news." The man says, "What's the bad news?"
The doctor says, "Well, she's not gonna die, in fact, she could probably live for another 20-30 years, but she had a massive stroke. The bad news is it has rendered her unable to speak, she just makes a horrible screeching sound like a parrot. It also made her lose her ability to use her arms. you'll have to spoon feed her baby food three times a day. It has also made her incontenent and you'll have to change her diapers for the next 20-30 years."
The man makes a weird face and says, "Oh my God. What's the good news?!"
The doctor laughs and says, "I'm just kidding with you, she died."
It ain't right, but many people laughed. And if this is a certain person I happen to know, you have a very horrified face on right now. :D that'll wrap up this first post for me.
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